Are you Ratchet? Find out below!

OMG! I’m dying at the ‘Urban Dictionary’ definition of “Ratchet” who writes these things? need a good laugh? read below to see if you are Ratchet!!

  Ratchet  
 
A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she’s wrong.Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes “lyrics” from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird’s nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8″ heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber ’round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as “YOLO”, “swag”, “boost”, “beaking”, “doe”, “really”, “naw”, “actually”, “twerk”, “coaster”, “dagga”, etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-ass foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they’re uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.

Imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts Drake or Waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop CD’s from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging bum for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a damned effort to earn a diploma.That, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.God help us all.

About beautieandthebeat

Ever since I was young I knew that I wanted to work in the music industry. I never had the voice of a singer or the body of a dancer, but the stage was always my ultimate goal. And who's to say the stage is limited to a sold out arena? I use radio as my stage, and ever time I crack the mic I'm preforming for my own audience. Music is the one thing that has the ability to bring everyone together, and no matter what your musical preference, there is a song for you. I am so grateful that I can wake up everyday and do what I love, and call it my job. This blog is an extension of my on-air show, I use the stories I post on here as hot topics to talk about while I'm on air. Thank you for visiting, and I hope you enjoy. -Bianca

Posted on September 24, 2012, in entertainment and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.

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